Watching the TV just then gave me something to write about, which oddly...involves cows.
I don't know if you've seen it...but there is an advertisement...which states the 3 main contributors to global warming: energy generation, transport and livestock. Then it suggests in a friendly voice "be green, go vege" because "It’s the easiest, cheapest, most effective, empowering action, anyone can take now. It will buy us time to ASK MORE from our leaders to work on other areas where a policy shift is needed.
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Who the fuck came up with that advertisement? Cause they should be shot. Even if a million people saw that add and thought "i eat meat,meat comes from cows, cows emit methane which contributes to global warming, i'm going to turn vegetarian and combat global warming" it would do fuckall. The reduced demand on meat would barely register and farmers would not reduce the amount of cattle they bred. If by chance every person who saw this add is a deadshit and actually does turn vegetarian(not saying vegetarians are deadshits, but people who turn vegetarian because they believe they are combating global warming are), let's say, a billion people go vege, the price of meat would drop, people who do eat meat would eat meat more meat, plus poor people who never used to eat meat would now eat meat. Again, this would do fuckall in terms of reducing the number of those bastard cows who are fucking up our planet with their farting.

Listen, you fucktards who made this add, if you want to reduce livestock emissions, the only sensible way to go about it would be to go on a cow slaughter spree. "be green, kill a cow"

It is not cows that are to blame for global warming, it's us. If you want to go green, use a green coles bag, drive a prius, kill a fucking american/soccer mum who drive the SUVs that get about a kilometer to the liter, plant a tree, turn off some lights, buy energy efficient appliances and purchase carbon offsets where possible.

"be green, use some common sense"

xxx